Rated M for sex and Kevin being a rim/cock slut, because I can’t stop now!!
My little hunny mockingmyself13 requested a fic where Nazz lends Edd some of her underwear to impress Kevin, and someone else requested more Reg!Kevin being a cock slut, so I added a little to…
okay this is really annoying Dr Seuss did not avocate for pro lifers using his a person is a person no matter how small quote from horton hears a who and threatened to sue many if they continue to use it it is not a pro life message and I swear to God if people keep saying it I’m going to kill someone
I listened to this song by Skylar Grey and I HAD TO WRITE DRUNK!EDD SINGING THIS SONG TO KEVIN BECAUSE OF REASONS. So here.
Where Did the Party Go? - Work safe
Kevin wasn’t sure who Rolph had invited to his end of the school party but, by the looks of the place, everyone. Obnoxious amounts of alcohol and lack of parental supervision besides Rolph’s parents who seemed to disappear upstairs with dismissive quip in their native language - Rolph’s parties always seemed to be the best. Wherever Rolph is from, years of knowing him Kevin still doesn’t know, there doesn’t seem to be an age limit on liquor.
It doesn’t matter by this point; Kevin’s tipsy to say the least, but he’s clear, lucid and walking around the home with a dark beer in his hand just scoping out the place. Everyone from their grade is here, jumping to the loud music Nat put on Rolph’s loudspeakers and Rolph is… passed out on the couch. Typical.
Kevin laughed into his beer, sipping on it leisurely; he doesn’t really want to get drunk. Too much on his mind tonight. Shrugging the thought down with another sip he rounded his way back to the kitchen. A familiar black beanie caught his eye and before he could pin point it’s location it disappeared. Edd?
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
I don’t think men know that I am entitled to my opinion, and their “friend-zoned” ass ain’t gonna change that. M-kay
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
I will always reblog this.
12,345,678 come onnnnnn
to all my friends who want to do monograms on their book bags, purses, or other fabric items for the new school season any sports shop or t-shirt printing shop will do it for you for a set.price.